Not good enough...

Yam Ah Mee - Returning Officer Extraordinaire!

"Pursuant to Section 49, Sub-Section 7E, Paragraph A of the Parliamentary Elections Act"

"Total volts cast", "Rejected volts"

"Yoyoyoyoyo George!"

Potong Pasir bows to Imperial forces, Rebel base to be absorbed into the Empire

Aljunied fortress falls to the rebels, liberated serfs jubilant

The West submits to the Empire, conservative elements prevail in Holland-Bukit Timah

Empire retains Northern settlements, new colonies to expand

Rebels repelled in close fight at East Coast, former rebel leader fails to take Pioneer